Oh you don’t want to go there

I love how Americans think everywhere else in the world is so much more dangerous. We went to Italy and everyone was saying you better be careful because they’ll pick your pockets there. It’s pretty bad. Or France, they warned me about the gypsies in the Left Bank, they’re always running some kind of scam.

Meanwhile, back at home, you kids can’t go to school. Old people can’t go to grocery stores without worrying about getting shot.