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November 2024

Tue
5

I just woke up from a 20 year coma today and was undecided who I’d vote for. I asked to hear about both candidates and after 15 seconds decided to vote for Kamala Harris.

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Sat
2

In pop music, there will always be a diva, a bro, and a heartthrob dominating the press as if they’ve reinvented the form. Meanwhile the truly original acts in the moment are called weird and strange.

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October 2024

Thu
31

A survey of average Americans find that most of the people who hate Obamacare love what’s in the Affordable Care Act.

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Wed
30

Jon Stewart reminds me of Ted Neeley still playing Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar at 81.

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Tue
29

MAGA is guilt by dissociation

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Fri
25

People do realize there are plenty of other geniuses out there who aren’t evil, right?

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Mon
21

People complaining about SNL’s embrace of TikTok are too young to remember the season when everything was done on a CB Radio.

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Sun
20

Remember, when you can’t get insured, State Farm is there. That’s because they bought the naming rights to a stadium and advertise non-stop in your market instead of covering your home.

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Sat
19

With Fox News the problems are fake, but the rage is very real.

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September 2024

Fri
20

Whenever I meet a realtor, I always want to ask, “what did you suck at before?”

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