I just woke up from a 20 year coma today and was undecided who I’d vote for. I asked to hear about both candidates and after 15 seconds decided to vote for Kamala Harris.
Observations
Sat
2
In pop music, there will always be a diva, a bro, and a heartthrob dominating the press as if they’ve reinvented the form. Meanwhile the truly original acts in the moment are called weird and strange.
Observations
October 2024
Thu
31
A survey of average Americans find that most of the people who hate Obamacare love what’s in the Affordable Care Act.
Observations
Wed
30
Jon Stewart reminds me of Ted Neeley still playing Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar at 81.
Observations
Tue
29
MAGA is guilt by dissociation
Observations
Fri
25
People do realize there are plenty of other geniuses out there who aren’t evil, right?
Observations
Mon
21
People complaining about SNL’s embrace of TikTok are too young to remember the season when everything was done on a CB Radio.
Observations
Sun
20
Remember, when you can’t get insured, State Farm is there. That’s because they bought the naming rights to a stadium and advertise non-stop in your market instead of covering your home.
Observations
Sat
19
With Fox News the problems are fake, but the rage is very real.
Observations
September 2024
Fri
20
Whenever I meet a realtor, I always want to ask, “what did you suck at before?”