Category Observations

I just woke up from a 20 year coma today and was undecided who I’d vote for. I asked to hear about both candidates and after 15 seconds decided to vote for Kamala Harris.

In pop music, there will always be a diva, a bro, and a heartthrob dominating the press as if they’ve reinvented the form. Meanwhile the truly original acts in the moment are called weird and strange.

A survey of average Americans find that most of the people who hate Obamacare love what’s in the Affordable Care Act.

Jon Stewart reminds me of Ted Neeley still playing Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar at 81.

MAGA is guilt by dissociation

People do realize there are plenty of other geniuses out there who aren’t evil, right?

People complaining about SNL’s embrace of TikTok are too young to remember the season when everything was done on a CB Radio.

Remember, when you can’t get insured, State Farm is there. That’s because they bought the naming rights to a stadium and advertise non-stop in your market instead of covering your home.

With Fox News the problems are fake, but the rage is very real.