Category Observations

2024 Harris-Trump debate

2024 Harris-Trump debate

It was a great debate My pooh hole was puckered up last night for the debate. But Kamala brought the heat and made Trump look like the blithering idiot he is. No one has dressed him down so publicly before.

In Defense of Karens

Hurricane Karen

Instead of maligning a small group of women, we should start naming meltdowns like hurricanes. It’s not fair to all the Julies, Angies, and Jennies out there making a complete ass of themselves in public. To make it even more…

French and English Labels

I understand why there’s often more than one language on packaging. Companies might sell their products in another country and want to save money. But why is it usually French? Am I to believe the only other place Old Spice…

Buzz Aldrin

Buzz Aldrin and Mission Number 4

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, 93 just married the love of his life. This is his 4th wife. So how many years did this old geezer spend not in love?

Mind altering

Target Anywhere

Who needs acid, ecstasy, or shrooms at my age. If you want a total mind fuck, just go shopping at a Target or Kohls in some other city than your own. Everything inside is all the same, but step outside…

Goodwill

Goodwill

I’m at that age now, where the clothes I donated to Goodwill last year are worth more than clothes I bought at Kohl’s this year.

Training pads

Dog Training Pads

I have a really old dog. He’s 15 years old and he’s been having bladder control issues and sometimes he can’t hold it long enough pisses in the house. So we bought him these training pads. They go on the…

Choco Taco Shocko

In news this week, the McRib of frozen treats, the Choco Taco, has been discontinued by the Klondike company. I didn’t realize this was a real thing. I just thought “Choco Taco” was slang for an STD. …and yes, if…